Lil Kim Black Friday (full) by WhatsTheT.com
In 1998, Canibus engaged in an ill advised feud with LL Cool J based around someone in his camp thinking it advisable for the Brooklyn lyrical acrobat to go after a self-proclaimed hip hop G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time). At the time, LL was beginning his transformation from tough lyricist who battle rapped Kool Moe Dee for the better part of a decade into a ripped and jacked Chippendale lover man, giving Canibus to space to believe he could compete. Canibus opened fire on LL’s own “4,3,2,1” wanting to “rip the mic off of (LL’s) ya shoulder and let a real MC rock it.” LL tried to make a comeback in his sixteen bar coda on the track, but, he had indeed been served by the upstart. Canibus’ “Second Round Knock Out” was produced by Wyclef and even involved Mike Tyson on the track, and it incensed LL to record “The Ripper is Back,” in which he systematically insulted both him (“I’m everything you ever wanted to be”) and Wyclef (“you Bob Marley imposter”), and left the rapper in career ruins.
I tell that story only to serve as background for what will likely be the eventual pop sheltering of Nicki Minaj after being roundly roasted in the most definitive second round knockout in hip hop history, Kim’s post-Thanksgiving release, “Black Friday.” I was once advised by a friend to “never fight an ugly person.” Kim comes from a lyrical school of low blow artists. She was there and likely saw the look on Biggie’s face when Tupac betrayed their friendship for career advancement and released “Hit Em Up.” There’s no two ways about it, when a man tells another man “I fucked your wife, you fat motherfucker,” it’s gonna do a little bit more than sting. Needless to say, Kim knows how to dig deep and get dirty for a response. As with everything about her, she learned from the best.
Kim’s at present unsigned to a major label. She embarked on a multi-city concert tour this year that, much like her show in Baltimore that TGRI covered, was done to quarter filled 1200 capacity rooms, while Nicki Minaj, who in many ways is an unabashed Kim clone, is signing 360 deals, being managed by Puff Daddy, and preparing to sell 400,000 units with a debut album of a lyrical quality that couldn’t compare to Kim at her prime. Minaj is likely aware of the specter of Lil Kim at every turn in her career ascension. I’d imagine it gets infuriating to be compared to someone you probably respected, but in having precious little creative control of your career must emulate or be left with absolutely nothing. Her lyrics on “Monster” and “Roman’s Revenge” are arguably two of her best lyrical performances of her career, as by comparison the rest of her lyrical canon is not as strong. Initially dissing Lil Kim was a necessity for Minaj to arrest the spotlight. I’m presuming the “Roman’s Revenge” was completed long before it’s release, and was part of the “Diss Lil Kim” part of Nicki’s team’s strategy to go straight to the top. As we can now clearly note with “Black Friday,”its release was likely a bad move.
“Monster” awoke a sleeping giant. In 1997, Lil Kim was argued by many to be the greatest female emcee of all time. This is a time that included Monie Love, Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, Salt-N-Pepa and Roxanne Shante. At a time, Lil Kim, considered better than all of them. In 2010, Nicki Minaj is considered by many to be the best emcee in a long time. Key difference. Monie Love and MC Lyte are on the classic rapper tour circuit. Latifah is an outed lesbian smooching the night away on cruise liners. Salt loves Jesus and Pepa is a writer. Roxanne Shante has a disputed Masters degree from Cornell. Even further, Foxy Brown is in and out of incarceration for smacking down nail technicians. It’s not as if they’re even battling on the same field. Upon noting the titanic force of her career ascension, Minaj’s team should have scrapped “Roman’s Revenge,” replaced it with a Kim and Nicki track, and maybe contacted the emcee about doing a concert tour together with her second generation clone.
For fans of hip hop, Lil Kim just ethered Nicki Minaj. For fans of pop, there’s an angry black midget that used to be cool coming after their latest superheroine. Luckily, for Minaj’s short term career growth, fans of pop music still buy albums and concert tickets. However as has been stated on this site before, a great deal of Minaj’s marketing is built around the idea that she straddles the pop and hip hop world evenly. With one eight minute marathon diss, her hold on hip hop, not tight at all.
The moral of this story? Don’t get into a fight with an ugly person, they absolutely have less to lose.