Song: The Beatles – “Rocky Raccoon”
Year released: 1968
Year “discovered” by me: 2003
Reason discovered: I love the White Album.
Song: The Beatles – “Rocky Raccoon”
Year released: 1968
Year “discovered” by me: 2003
Reason discovered: I love the White Album.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: Cover Girls – Show Me
Year released: 1987
Year “discovered” by me: 1987
Reason discovered: Freshest sound I’d ever heard
When I was nine years old, I had three musical favorites. Michael Jackson, Prince and George Michael. Everything else was good, but those guys were great. Rap was around, Motown was a huge influence, and I loved the teen pop of the day, but my big favorites were that triumvirate. However, one day, I’m in the car with my mother on the way to school, and everything changed. It was hip hop, it was dance, and there were horns everywhere. As I’ve chronicled in this column before, I was a GIANT nerd at this point, so suffice to say, I wasn’t exactly dancing to this sound, it was more like I was wildly gyrating and appearing to have the onset of a seizure. Seizing movements notwithstanding, I waited for Donnie Simpson, then of DC urban powerhouse radio station WKYS to identify this sound, and he said, that was “Show Me,” by The Cover Girls. I wrote it on the inside of my notebook, and from there on out, if I heard anything on the radio that remotely sounded like “Show Me,” it went on the inside of my notebook. Names like Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam and Stevie B soon joined, and then one day while reading Right On! magazine at the supermarket, I saw a pic of the Cover Girls, had a giant crush on the trio, and a name for this sound I loved: freestyle.
I became compulsive about freestyle. Being nine and in retrospect easily confused for a closet racist, I presumed that because Latinos were at the top of the heap in singing freestyle songs that I could find more of it on traditional Spanish speaking radio. I didn’t, but there, I discovered Celia Cruz, Tito Puente, Enrique Iglesias and salsa, merengue, bachata, cumbia and a plethora of other sounds.
Being a fan of freestyle, when Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam came out with “Head to Toe,” I was hugely into it, and was amazed when it freestyle went from something I JUST heard on the radio and saw on urban video shows like local CBS affiliate WUSA-TV 9’s Friday night “Music Video Connection” to something competing alongside and soon topping Poison and Richard Marx for #1 on Casey Kasem’s “America’s Top 10.” However, even though there were tons more, including TKA and related group K7 in later years, I blame freestyle and namely the Cover Girls for really blowing open the doors of dance music to me. I really got into the house of MARRS’ “Pump Up the Volume,” and much of Queen Latifah’s early work and the Jungle Brothers because I really loved hip hop/dance fusion. But something about the little extra of the Latin sounds in freestyle keps that sound fresh and exciting to me to this day.
With tonight being the largest night in the nascent history of moombahton, this Crate Dig, regarding how I got into Latin sounds felt appropriate.
Dale moombahton!
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: Simon and Garfunkel – “Cecilia”
Year released: 1970
Year “discovered” by me: 1995
Reason discovered: Girls.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: “Give It to You” by Jordan Knight
Year released: 1999
Year “discovered” by me: 1999
Reason discovered: Enormous teen pop devotee, and sex.
Why do I love it?
But that was ten years before. Jordan had grown up, and not unlike ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys (whose dance moves I’d learned in pursuing a girl *not a boy, mom* named Sue – yes, I was that shameless), Jordan Knight’s song featured this really cool carnival waltz in the intro, and, well, far more adult oriented lyrics than anything by the two leading boy bands of the era. Given that my mind was almost solely focused on sex, I was bought and sold that Jordan Knight clearly was a more important boy band singer than Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter (one out of two…not bad).
This song is produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis and one of the co-writers is Robin Thicke. Clearly, this was a winner. Relatedly, one day I’ll write about Robin Thicke’s first single ever “When I Get You Alone,” which is amazing, but I digress. There’s everything here, alongside Darrin “Darrin’s Dance Grooves” Henson as the choreographer for, and a storyline loosely adapted from Grease in the video that made it a PLATINUM hit single.
Baby you know I can give it to you / I can’t deny I’d do it right / Just let me know and I’ll give it to you / Show me where I’ll taste you there / Baby you know and I’ll give it to you / Your body needs a man like me / Anything goes when I give it to you / Without a doubt I’ll turn you out / The feeling is fine giving you everything of mine
Sexually aggressive as hell and my summer soundtrack of the promiscuous summer of 1999, enjoy the lustful overtones of Jordan Knight!
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band – “Instant Karma”
Year released: 1970
Year “discovered” by me: 1992
Reason discovered: Easily the most racist moment of my life.
I grew up a Beatles appreciator. When I got into something at a young age, I got into it to a near OCD level, blocking out all other interests until of course, the one second I would look up and briefly notice something else, and then, as if all of a sudden, my mind and interests would trend elsewhere. I discovered the Beatles because they covered Motown songs. I was heavy into my first Motown phase around the age of nine when I heard The Beatles’ version of The Marvelettes “Please Mr. Postman” and Barrett Strong’s “Money (That’s What I Want,” and I wasn’t really a fan. I knew they were important because of the ridiculous number of screaming women I saw in every clip, but, it wasn’t until maybe 12, when I really dug into the British Invasion (and subsequent invasions) that I really understood what was going on.
John is my favorite Beatle. I think Ringo’s an underrated drummer, Paul McCartney was more evolved and better across the board in Wings, and John is the epitome of cool. His work with the Plastic Ono Band concept predates so many artists seriously performing music as a piece of performance art. Yoko didn’t break up the Beatles. It was what Yoko added to John that broke up the Beatles. I believe that once Yoko’s artistic creativity melded with John’s perpetually forward thinking ideals made the idea of “Beatles” an idea that was ultimately beneath John, and truly not worth his time. He had much more to offer, and bigger fish to fry.
Some of my favorite late era Beatles songs come from whenever they decided they wanted to experiment with the louder, harder and heavier sides of rock. I’m of a particular belief that The Who, with Roger Daltrey’s cocksure attitude, Pete Townshend’s vitriolic mastery of the guitar, John Entwhistle’s moody bass, and Keith Moon banging the drums in a frenetic and magnificent rhythm not important to the Beatles since they heard Benny Benjamin of the Funk Brothers on early Motown material. It is the work of McCartney most likely that kept the band more low fi as time wore on, life changing material not meant for the upper registers of sound. Tracks like “Helter Skelter” and “Revolution” creep in by the end though, both indicative of a creative place the band could’ve headed with excellence.
I was 14 years old and hanging out in a teepee at Camp Shohola for Boys with an American, a Dutch and a British counselor interested in starting a camp campaign for international racial unity, social freedom and justice. The entire thing was spurred on by the last competitive fight I ever had, a KO victory by me of a younger kid at my lunch table who had the temerity to call me a “nigger” to my face. I don’t think I’ll ever hit a human being harder as many times as I did in that fight. In the ensuing days, there was a discussion by the camp as to what to do. Was I to go home, was my verbal assailant to go home, or were we both to be exiled from camp? Well, in the event that I was to go home, this multiracial group was set to have my back. The first time we met, we listened to John Lennon’s entire solo career on tape, and I became a fan. My favorite of all of them? “Instant Karma.”
The other guy ended up being sent home. And, I asked Arno, my Dutch counselor friend, to make as many copies of Lennon, and music like his that he had. I let camp with more Lennon and Parliament-Funkadelic than I could shake a stick at. Of course, now eighteen years removed, I can look back at the recording and pick out the EXACT reasons why I love this song so much. Foremost, Phil Spector is the producer. His wall of sound is in full effect here, and when comprised of the all star “Plastic Ono Band” lineup for the day of Lennon on lead vocals, acoustic guitar and electric piano, Billy Preston on grand piano, Klaus Voorman on bass guitar and backing vocals, Alan White on drums, George Harrison on electric guitar and backing vocals and Yoko Ono on backing vocals, I understand. It’s amazing, and it shows. Alan White (who later joined Yes, of “Roundabout” and “Owner of a Lonely Heart” fame) sounds like he’s hitting the skins with a mallet, and the multiple pianos, and guitars here really gives the track a wonderful orchestral quality. Spector’s at his mixing and mastering best here, programming every instrument for maximum impact at precision points.
The lyrics? A challenge. To accept love, to accept peace, to accept harmony. He chastises those who choose to laugh at or ignore the importance of peace and harmony in the universe, telling them that karma for their inaction will be instant, and that with or without them, we’re all going to “shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.” Celestial, magical, honest and real.
John Lennon would’ve been 70 today. I can only think of what he would have done as an artist, producer, composer, and always, and advocate and fighter for freedom for eternity. I think it’s admirable that Yoko Ono has fully dedicated herself to the life mission she shared with her husband. However, it always seems to me in many ways bittersweet, a remembrance of things past, and a reminder of what could’ve been.
Reflect on the mastery of this track, and live the lyrics as best you can, every day of your life.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: Omarion – “Icebox”
Year released: 2006
Year “discovered” by me: 2006
Reason discovered: Obsessive compulsive love of Timbaland
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
http://www.youtube.com/v/tYmwGEAsz9I?fs=1&hl=en_US
Song: Bee Gees – “Nights on Broadway”
Year released: 1975
Year “discovered” by me: 2001
Reason discovered: DJing
So I had this part of my set that I used to hate when I played hoity toity high society gigs and my disco, soul and funk night at an upscale restaurant. I would be hired to play from 9-3, which at most establishments meant having to play while dinner was being served, then through post dinner drinks and dessert, into the full fledged dance point of the evening. I had dinner on point.”Send it On” by D’Angelo into pretty much anything out of the Nat King Cole canon into Frank Sinatra’s “My Way,” at which point at society functions the drinks were starting to flow, dessert was hitting the tables and soon it would be time to dance. I needed a song to bridge the gap from Sinatra to the Silver Connection’s “Fly Robin Fly” which always was my fail safe kickoff to get both the really old 60+ crowd moving and to get the soccer moms with husbands 20 years their senior on the dance floor. I had tried a number of songs and failed as there were few songs I knew that bridged disco and balladry. Gloria Gaynor, too heavy. Thelma Houston, too heavy. The Bee Gees, too… wait. Hold the phone.
I was getting ready for a particular gig by putting on a tux and imitating John Travolta as Tony Manero getting ready for a night on the town. I had purchased a “Best of the Bee Gees” tape from a bootleg guy, and had pretty much strutted all over my bedroom. I went out of my room into my mother’s makeshift study to check my email, and the tape had flipped to Side A, which was filled with the Bee Gees early ballads, of which I would only pretty much fast forward to “To Love Somebody,” as it’s amazing in every way. I was confronted instead by “Nights on Broadway.” A robust R & B concoction with a very rough falsetto by Barry Gibb and an early era, understated Philadelphia International related disco swing, I was immediately hooked. Also included was this disembodied “Dream Weaver” breakdown, almost trance like, a beautiful love ode. Overall, I was floored, and had found my new winner to take the 10:00 – 10:30 point of my set to a whole new level of awesome. I even found a rudimentary way to rip my tape to CD as I was 100% sure the song was a rare gem that on the computers utilized by the company that booked me at that time. I get to my gig, call the office to check in, and tell the guy on the other end of the line about my find and his response: “Really kid? ‘Nights on Broadway,’ huh? #7, 1975. Neither rare, nor shocking. Do your research, kid.” Floored.
Research proved amazing as it was their RSO label head Robert Stigwood who sent the out of touch 60s chartbusters to America to change their style and get in tune with R & B. Instead, they ended up partying in Miami at the request of Eric Clapton, and came back with #1 hit, jingle jangle disco winner “Jive Talkin,” and this one which portended Saturday Night Fever by two years, blue eyed soulful melodic disco, stripped of heavy synth augmentation and a remembrance of their balladeer past and their night club present.
“Nights on Broadway” is truly a cut above.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Welcome to the newest regular feature here at True Genius Requires Insanity, the “Crate Dig.” As you may already be aware, we strongly feel as though it’s time to advocate a “back to basics” movement in music. We feel that instead of everyone being an innovator, that some of us need to be preserving the importance of original source material. To that end, the “Crate Dig” will feature members of the TGRIOnline.com staff, the “Hustlers of Culture,” digging through their mental crates to remember the songs that made them appreciate music. There will be some amazing, and yes, embarrassing choices here, but always the key impact is to remember when music was not something to be over studied, remixed, downloaded, forgotten and torn asunder. We’re remembering when music was simply a song you liked, and really couldn’t tell you more than a sentence or two why. Sit back, reminisce, and enjoy the building blocks of music appreciation.
Song: Mario – “Braid My Hair”
Year released: 2001
Year “discovered” by me: 2001
Reason discovered: Drunken realizations
In November 2001, I was 60 days away from the night when my mother changed the locks on the front door to her house, and I was finally kicked out of the house to live on my own. These were wild times, filled with joblessness, partying, intoxication, drunk driving (drunk everything for that matter) and splitting from my girlfriend of eight years for the last time (we broke up six times in eight years…don’t judge). This led to a night at 4 AM, when I parked my Dodge Neon at the bottom of the block my mother lived on, and when I finally parked, I stopped, and I had a moment of clarity about my life, and I suddenly realized I was all alone, no job, at that moment my friends weren’t there, I knew my mom hated me for my life choices, and, most importantly of all, I was without the love of a good woman.
At that moment was likely one of the first area radio spins of the second single from Mario’s debut album, “Braid My Hair.” Mario’s remake of “Just a Friend” was amazing. When I was DJing, I loved playing it out as it was a perfect table setter for early in the evening to get the crowd amped for a night of big bangers to come. Mario’s teenage falsetto at the time was fresh, the song took a hook that everyone knew in a cool, upbeat direction, and I was absolutely a fan. However, his second single stopped my heart and broke it, and left me feeling like a shell of a man.
“Braid My Hair” wasn’t a #1 hit. Hell. It wasn’t even a top 10 hit. But in the canon of “cheeky ballads about sex where sexuality is never explicitly mentioned,” it may beat Melanie’s “Brand New Key” for the crown. Songwriter Warryn Campbell is a gospel songwriter married to half of Mary Mary of “Shackles” fame. Hence, this sweetly cooed song about a girl braiding Mario’s hair is one of the best worst double entendres in history executed perfectly.
Sit me down like you love me
do it anyway you want, baby take it slowly
front to back, side to side, criss cross
get creative with it girl do your thang
put it down like you love me
let your fingers do the walkin
and your lips do the talkin in my ear
tell me what I wanna hear
I swear, I can’t wait for you to braid my hair…(chorus)
C’mon and braid my hair
back in my hood, feelin good
no worries or no cares
baby, use your hands to make me feel alright
and take away the stress and drama in my life
while you braid my hair
This song is in NO WAY about hair braiding. It’s about a pretty raucous night of intercourse being had by a 16 year old. The author at 23 hearing this? Reduced to a blubbering mess because of the production, Mario’s voice on the hook, and hell, even though I was on my way to being bald, I still really really wanted my ex, anyone, someone, somewhere to console me, hold me, and love me. I hear this song to this day and just want to be held in the arms of someone I love, someone I want, or someone I need. It’s amazing how music, if you let it, will dictate your emotional well being,
Passionate music draws truly passionate emotions.